That awkward moment when...

...you realize that you put deodorant under your left arm but not your right arm.
...someone tries to hit on you in the bread aisle at Kroger.  You think they're asking about which bread women like (which is a bizarre question in and of itself), but you quickly realize they're actually asking to smell your hand because they like the scent you're wearing - and you're not wearing a "scent".
...you realize at the last second that you're about to turn onto a one-way street, and you're going the wrong way.
...you only have 1 earring on - and you find the other one in your hair an hour later.
...you are an Extraordinary Minister of the blood of Christ and you don't quite get all of the lipstick off the chalice when you do your purificator wipe and quarter-cup turn.
...you are an Extraordinary Minister of the blood of Christ and you have over a glass of wine left to consume before running your youth ministry program.
...the person you are talking about is in the room - and you didn't realize they were in the room and now have to figure out what exactly you said (good or bad, it's still an uncomfortable situation).
...your friend has to pull an inchworm out of your hair and hour after you've been inside.
...you oversleep by 2 hours when you're supposed to cantor.
...you oversleep by 2 hours when you're supposed to cantor and no one calls you to see if you're still alive.
...you have to ask someone to repeat what they said 3 times, and then decide to just pretend like you know what they said because it's become too awkward to ask again.
...you run a red light and realize way too late.
...the personalized ads popping up on your Facebook Newsfeed are all about Catholic Match, non-Catholic seminaries, and engagement rings.
...you think the guy at the rental car place is interested in you, and then you take someone else with you and you're sure that the guy is interested in you.
...your youth ministry teens ask about your dating life.
...you realize your tights are twisted and you can't do anything about it for hours and it slowly drives you insane.
...you schedule a Confirmation class at the same time as a Holy Day of Obligation Mass.